[Haskell-cafe] New slogan for haskell.org

Sebastian Sylvan sebastian.sylvan at gmail.com
Thu Oct 11 07:04:58 EDT 2007

On 10/10/2007, Seth Gordon <sethg at ropine.com> wrote:
> > "Nervous? Anxious? You found an irreproducable bug in your program and
> > have to fix it until tomorrow? You feel that your code needs essential
> > cleanup, but you postponed it for long in order to not introduce new
> > bugs? You can hardly maintain the code as it grows and grows?
> >
> > Pause a minute!
> >
> > Maybe we can help. Try Haskell. Its effect is immediate and
> > long-lasting. There are warrantedly no side effects. It's scientifically
> > approved. Available without prescription."
> Aha!  Instead of the lambda surrounded by mathematical stuff as the
> haskell.org logo, we need a picture of a medicine bottle.
> "Haskell.  Fewer headaches.  No side effects."

I like this, very catchy!

Though, I suppose, if you're a die-hard imperative programmer, you
probably will have a few headaches as you try to wrap your head around
Haskell :-)

Sebastian Sylvan
UIN: 44640862

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