[Haskell-cafe] Ode from a Haskeller to a Schemer [Was: Re: Santana
on my evil ways]
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Mon Jul 7 02:26:37 EDT 2008
On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:43:38 -0400, "John D. Ramsdell"
<ramsdell0 at gmail.com> wrote:
>My son's nickname is Rama, so let me adopt it. I am a functional
>programmer, even when I use languages such as C. Scheme facilitated
>my development into a functional programmer, however, I appreciate the
>benefits of pure function programming at times. Yet when I use
>Haskell, I hear reminders of my Scheme past cast in the music of
>Santana. The words I hear are set to "Eval Ways":
>You've got to change your evil ways... Rama
>Before I stop respecting you.
>You've got to change... Rama
>And every word that I say, it's true.
>You use strange syntax and typing
>And offset rules
>You don't mutate locations
>You use strange do's
>This can't go on...
>Lord knows you got to change.
Haskell poetry? Here is my Scheme -> Haskell story; since you have
written your story as a poem, I have written mine, in the style of
Japanese court poetry, as a poem in reply:
Ode from a Haskeller to a Schemer
Recursion was my curse,
'Till mapping came to fame,
Parens to tail-recurse,
Fade, monads are to blame.
Let, let*, or letrec?
They were my bar and foo.
Now, monads have my neck:
What shall there be to do?
Recurse or iterate?
The processes, too late!
To map, fold, or filter:
That is the question, sir.
In Scheme, I threw a fit:
Eval: how to write it?
In Haskell, no more wait:
-- by Benjamin L. Russell, July 7, 2008 (Tokyo time)
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