African money

Jerzy Karczmarczuk
Tue, 25 Mar 2003 14:10:56 +0100

Dear friends,

Some of you know me personally. I am the son of hm., my father, who left
me hm., some money, which I have multiplied through an extremely fruitful
work on functional programming.

Anyway, I am willing to spend a part of this money on your behalf.
If somebody has any idea how to empoison, strangle, shoot, electrocute
or burn alive this annoying bastard who proposes regularly to everybody
on Internet all that financial transactions with Nigeria, Congo, etc.,
please contact me. You don't even need to do the dirty job. Just show
me this fellow, I'll dispatch him with my bare hands. (I realized that
shooting might be more difficult. As a part of my military training in
Poland I learned very well how to disassemble a Kalashnikov, even
blind-eyed. But being a pacifist, I refused to learn how to assemble
it back correctly.)

Aren't there any institutions who could stop that, otherwise? Together
with others who propose to change $25 into billions, or to enlarge some
interesting parts of a male hardware?

Or tell me how to *effectively* filter all that away. Or, I'll go mad
and I strangle some of my students. Anyway they deserve it.

Yours friendly

Jerzy Karczmarczuk